Hells Bloody Llamas
FROM THE GRINDHOUSE TO THE MADHOUSE!From the buzz of the Chainsaw to the flesh-ripping nightmares of Clive Barker! From Corman's legendary buckets of blood to the freezing paranoia of Carpenter's snowy arctic terror! From the psychological grit of Demme and the art-house madness of the Talking Heads to the lethal shadows of Pray for Death! Born deep within the lawless badlands of the Texas Movie Ranch crazies, tracking from Danger Gods straight to the cult-classic fury of Rondos and Bob—this is your final, one-way ticket to the absolute Center of Texas Horror Weirdness! IT'S ALL HERE! AND BEYOND! This is more blistering, raw, splatter-soaked madness than your fragile mind can take in one single, gasping GULP! Prepare your soul for a gorse-gorged, gasoline-soaked firehose of thrusting switch-fire! A category-8 hurricane on the Richter scale! A burning, blasting, torrential, thunderstruck fireball of tsunami waves! This is a Red Flag 12 on the bleeding edge of the beach—a screaming fire-wind, a HUGMOMOGUS wall of pure, unadulterated flame! Like Dollar Bill always says: "YOU'VE UNLEASHED HORROR'S HELLS ON EARTH!!"Get ready for…HELL'S! BLOODY! LLAMAS!
Kirk Hunter
English
Violence, Gore, Language, Disturbing Imagery

